The Skeleton

The Skeleton

Jiggly-jaggly bones
shaking as he moves along,
perambulating these halls
as if he could belong…

*click photo to enlarge

poem © Annie Neugebauer
2011. All rights reserved.

art © Andie Wolf
2012. All rights reserved.

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A Quick Intro

This might seem odd, but I’m going to post today’s blog in 2 parts: this one, the explanation, and the next one, the content. If you subscribe to my blog through emails, you’ll get two this morning. My apologies for that, but don’t worry; I don’t foresee this happening again.

Okay, here’s the rundown. I have a poem called “The Skeleton” that was published in the September 2011 issue of Spaceports & Spidersilk, a kids’ horror magazine put out by Sam Dot’s Publishing. For whatever reason (short backlog, glitch, who knows?), it’s no longer accessible in their archives. If I have a poem published, I’ll keep a link to it on my Find & Read My Published Works page. If the link goes dead, I like to repost the poem here on my blog so people can still easily read it, because generally you can’t get anyone to pick up an already published poem.

And this poem is definitely a spooky, Halloween-like poem, so this month seemed the perfect time to post it here. The problem is that it’s very short—four lines—and I felt sort of like a cheapskate putting a poem worth $2 (that’s how much they paid me, haha) as an entire blog post. But I do love the poem, I think there’s a great underrated beauty in simplicity, and I wanted it to have a post. What to do?

I got this crazy idea: I should add more value by pairing it with artwork (an idea I hijacked from my poetry organization’s yearly art and poetry exhibit Merging Visions). I immediately thought of my Twitter friend Andie Wolf, who is always posting pictures of the most stunning dark and lovely creations. Thinking it was way too short notice but why not at least ask, I emailed her and told her the deal. “I can’t pay, but I love your work, and I need it super fast” is basically what it boiled down to.

And being the aweseomesauce that she is, she said yes. And oh my spooks did she deliver!!

It’s perfect. It’s like she crawled into my brain and took a snapshot… but then made it prettier. Everything about the art leaves me in awe. Which is why I wanted the poem with the art to have their own post; I didn’t want them bogged down with this explanation. But I also felt the need for this explanation to introduce you all to Andie and tell you how amazing she is. Definitely visit her website and check out her other incredible art. (My personal fave, besides “Jiggly-Jaggly”, of course, is “Dripping Horn”.)

So now I’d like to send you over to that post to see and read the yumminess. (And I’m closing comments here so everyone will comment on that post instead, all in one place.) I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. And be sure to click on Andie’s picture to see all the details up close!

Much love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mistress of the Macabre ♥

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20 Spooky Poems: Suggested Reading for the Halloween Season

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I would say that most people probably don’t regularly read poetry, which is a shame. I certainly understand, though, that it just isn’t a priority for many people. For one thing, it seems romantic—and if you’re cynical, maybe even frivolous. Not to mention that it’s hard to know where to start. I do believe, though, that it has massive inherent value.

For the record, I always have at least one book of poems going. I usually carry a pocket-sized one in my purse. You know what’s more fun that playing the how-high-can-I-get-my-blood-pressure-in-the-checkout-line game? Discovering a fantastic new poem in the checkout line.

Recently I was at our local used bookstore with Hub-a-dub because he wanted to sell some of the DVDs we never watch. I tagged along because, as most of you know, I’m obsessed with physical books and just can’t pass up a trip to my motherland. Our bookstore has a single shelf by the counter when you first walk in where they display seasonal or recently popular titles. Immediately, a little orange-and-black beauty caught my eye.

It turns out that the book is called Poems Bewitched and Haunted (isn’t that just the best title?) and it’s a title in the Everyman’s Library Pocket Poets line, of which I have the Robert Frost edition. Wait… a Halloween-decorated horror-themed anthology of poetry in a cover that matches my existing books? Could it possibly be any more predestined? Well, yes. It turns out it cost exactly the amount the bookstore gave my husband for his DVDs. And because Hub-a-dub is ever so sweet and dreamy, of course he bought it for me.

Not to over-romanticize the issue, but I have been enjoying the hell out of it.

All this to say… I love poetry. I wish more people read it, because I truly believe it enriches our lives. Poetry is great year round, but when autumn rolls around and the air hangs chilly and lovers head indoors while children head outside… there’s something magical that invokes poetry. It might help that I have a soft spot for both horror and poetry in general, but there is nothing better than cozying up next to a fire on a cold October night and reading aloud poems that give you chills.

Seriously: poetry is meant to be read out loud. And I, being the generous lady that I am, have compiled a list of 20 of my favorite spooky poems for you to try it on. Some of them are horrifying. Some are atmospheric. Some are a little melancholy. I’ve mixed free verse and rhyme, short and long, serious and playful. (I have, by the way, only included those poems I could find online to link to, as I know asking people to go buy books in search of poems is a bit unrealistic.) My hope is that among these varied beauties you’ll find at least one or two that delight you in some special way, whatever your poetic preferences.

So grab a loved one, bundle up, turn down the overheads, light a few candles, and allow yourself to experience the power of verse in all of its Halloween glory.
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Where to start? With the classics, of course.

The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe
Lamia (Left to herself)” by John Keats
Macbeth, Act IV, Scene I by William Shakespeare
Two Ghosts Converse” by Emily Dickinson
The Haunted Chamber” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Loving it? Try these lesser-known works.

The Sleeper” by Edgar Allan Poe
The Snow-Fiend” by Ann Radcliffe
Will-O’-the-wisp” by Madison Cawein
The Hexli (Little Witch)” by Johann Peter Hebel, translated by James Gates Percival
Sonnet 100” by Lord Brooke Fulke Greville
The Listeners” by Walter De La Mare

If you’ll forgive a little bit of self-promotion…

Scarcely Caged
To Walk Again
The Centipede,” Underneath the Juniper Tree, September 2011 Issue (page 74)
Dragging the Waters,” Phantom Kangaroo, Issue no. 7
Shades of Blue,” Hello Horror, Issue 3
Still, It Pulls me,” New Myths, Issue 27

Need something playful to brighten the corners before you head to bed?

Theme in Yellow” by Carl Sandburg
Little Orphant Annie” by James Whitcomb Riley
Batty” by Shel Silverstein

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Can’t get enough? Find even more Halloween poems in this list suggested by The Academy of American Poets. Or get your hands on a copy of Poems Bewitched and Haunted.

Still not sure where to start? Comment below with your poetic preferences and I’ll try to cherry-pick one just for you.

Do you have a favorite Halloween poem? A spooky go-to that I didn’t list? Share below!

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Why Horror Should Be Its Own Genre

Hi guys!

This week I am truly honored to be hosted at my professional organization’s blog. The HWA (Horror Writers Association) is doing “Halloween Haunts” this October. Thirty-one days of stories, discussions, interviews, and book giveaways… I’m in. And today my post is up, in which I combine two of my very favorite topics—book genres and horror—in “Why Horror Should Be Its Own Genre.” Plus, as an added bonus, the HWA has included a free giveaway of Blood Lite III if you comment on the post. Very generous of them!

I’m fairly new to the HWA, but I’m absolutely passionate about horror, and the more involved I become the more impressed I am by this organization. If you write dark fiction, you should absolutely consider joining. They’re an amazing group of very talented and friendly writers.

I’m closing comments here because my hope is that you’ll stop by the comments there.

I hope you’re all having a spooktacular October!

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What the Way You Retweet Says about You

If you spend as much time on Twitter as I do (and I’m not even one of the worst/best!) you have likely become fluent in the subtleties of the strange language that is the tweet. If you’re brand new, you’re probably confused as hell. Ah, well. All in good time, young grasshopper.

I thought I’d have a little bit of fun today by putting my spin on one of those old magazine quizzes about random crap like “what your hairdo says about you.” Some of it is legit. If you’re new, you can learn the proper ways to retweet different types of content. And some of it is just good-natured teasing. For that reason, I’m only using my own tweets and retweets as examples, just in case anyone has twisty panties. 😉 (My apologies in advance to anyone named Person McGee.)

I hope you enjoy this in the spirit it was intended. Without further ado, what the way you retweet says about you:

Pushing the retweet button on:

*Something that someone else says.

You thought it was funny or clever enough to share as-is.

Something funny that someone else says in response to you.

You wanted your followers to see that you prompted such cleverness.

A compliment that someone gives you.

It made you feel so good you just had to share (as opposed to favorite).

*Someone else’s share of your content.

A) You’re lazy.

or B) They said it better than you could.

A #FF (follow Friday) list that includes you.

You’re a braggart. A clutter-causing braggart.

A “thank you for the #FF” list that includes someone else.

You’re the devil.

RT @Person_McGee Original tweet.

A) You want your face in everyone’s timeline as much as possible. (Otherwise you’d just push the retweet button.)

or B) You’re super old-school. What’s this retweet button crap?

*My answer. RT @Person_McGee Original tweet?

A) You think it’s a question others might have, and your answer might help.

or B) Your answer is funny and/or clever.

*My comment. RT @Person_McGee Original tweet.

A) You want to explain why you’re retweeting.

or B) You want to add a compliment or highlight something about the content.

My comment. RT @Person_McGee @Me Original tweet sent directly to me.

A) You’re so famous that your followers want to see all of your @ conversations.

or B) You think you’re that famous.

RT @Person_McGee Original tweet. // My thoughts.

You’re old school.

RT @Person_McGee Original tweet Mixed in with my thoughts.

A) You’re disorganized and/or ADHD.

or B) You revel in shrouding yourself in conundrum, sending your followers into fits of confusion.

My comment. RT @Person_3 Snark. @Person_2 Someone’s tweet answer. RT @Person_1 Original tweet question.

You spend too much time on Twitter.

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*Denotes the methods that I find most preferable.

There you have it! Did I miss any? How do you retweet?

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