Sacred Animals

If you’ve been following my blog for some time, you know that every once in a while I like to break up my posts about books, reading, writing, and poetry with some random hypothetical questions like this and this. Today I have another one for you, and I admit, it’s an odd one—so hear me out.

 

If you were to create your own religion, which animal would you choose as sacred, and why?

For the sake of discussion, let’s assume not only that you don’t already have a religion of choice but that there are no religions existent in the world.

It can be whatever type of religion you want—monotheistic, pantheistic, etc.—and you’re welcome to make up as many details as you’d like, if that’s part of the fun for you. But what I really want you to think about is which animal (existing, not made up, though that could be fun too) best represents your mind’s concept of divinity.

As I’m sure some of you are already thinking, some of our world’s current religions do have, and have had, certain animals that they deem(ed) sacred. Hindus, for example, often don’t eat beef because they traditionally believe the cow is a higher form of life. (*According to Wikipedia, it is “a caretaker and a maternal figure” as well as “a symbol of unselfish giving.”) Ancient Egyptians revered cats, believing them embodiments of gods—often even mummifying them like people after death. And then, of course, there are religions that believe all animals are sacred, such as many Buddhists, Jainists, and Wiccans. On the flip side, many Muslim and Jewish people don’t eat pork, as they believe pigs to be an unclean animal.

All of this is fascinating to me. In fact, the contrast between existing sacred animals is what got me thinking about this to begin with. In my mind, for example, there is little difference between the cow (holy to over a billion people) and the pig (unclean to billions) in regard to sacredness, but entire religions—huge portions of the world—beg to differ. So what makes one animal worthy and others not? And, to the point, what would be my factors if I were to choose?

Here are some of my thoughts:

Affection– I think many people’s knee-jerk reactions will be to choose their favorite animal. My husband might choose dogs and I might choose cats, simply because we love them. But on second thought, I’m not sure that’s a good enough reason to deem an animal holy.

Appearance– I wouldn’t want an ugly animal. I can’t imagine worshipping the Star Nosed Mole, for example. (You’re welcome.) The peacock? Maybe. Except I happen to know they’re also loud and stinky.

Behavior– I also can’t quite imagine worshipping an animal that acts dumb or goofy. Chickens, for example.

Food Chain Hierarchy– What about predator vs. prey? Does that affect things? How would I feel witnessing my holy animal being hunted? How would I feel seeing it slaughter another creature? Which is more holy: the tiger or the doe?

Intelligence– Is smart what I should go for? How smart? Chimpanzees, dolphins, and elephants are all said to be extremely intelligent. Does that make them more spiritual than worms and snails?

Symbolism– In the end, I suspect this is what will drive most people’s choices—and perhaps what drove the choices of existing religions. In a culture that’s too fast-paced and hurried, perhaps the sloth would be an admirable choice. For a person who longs for speed and virility, the horse might make more sense.

In the end, this hypothetical isn’t so much about religion as it is about animals. What characteristics in animals do you admire, and why? Which traits are deal-breakers? What drives your perception of other life-forms?

*Please forgive me if I’m incorrect about any of the details above; I’m by no means an expert on world religions.

And just in case you’re wondering, my answer is the owl. Owls are indeed one of my favorite animals. The owl is beautiful, noble, intelligent, other-worldly, a predator, and represents both darkness and wisdom. They are also rare enough to be special but not so rare as to be unobtainable. Not to mention how freaking cute the little ones are.

So how about you? If you were to create your own religion, which animal would you chose as sacred, and why?

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Halloween Links Roundup for October

I don’t usually do links roundups, but since all of my posts this October have been Halloween/horror themed and I was involved in the Horror Writers Association’s Halloween Haunts blog series, it just seemed natural that I would start gathering a list. So I did, and here it is. =) Enjoy.

Lit Jack-o'-lantern glowing menacingly

My Faves from HWA’s “Halloween Haunts”
Famous Monster (Hunters) of Filmland (and Beyond) by Ed Erdelac
The Gift of Fear by Rebecca Cantrell aka Bekka Black
Stoker Spotlight Interview with Rocky Wood
Why Horror? by Cher Green
A Halloween Primer for Horror Writers by Lisa Morton
Be Careful Who You Scare: A Halloween Cautionary Tale by Laura Benedict
Diary of a Horror Writer–Entry 62 by Russell James
Tricks, Treats, and Chainsaws by James Chambers
Fort Fear–Writing the Origin Story for a Haunted Attraction by Adrian Ludens
How the Application of Corn Starch Prepared Me for Novel-Writing by David Annandale
The Ten Movies That Should Always Haunt Your TV On Halloween by Benjamin Kane Ethridge
In a Gulf Coast Graveyard by James Kendley

The Beauty & Grotesquerie of Halloween
25 Unforgettable Homemade Halloween Costumes Made from Recycled Materials | The Daily Green
Amidst Swirling Words & Leaves | Words XO
30 Halloween Party Ideas: Decor, Entertainment, Food, and More | Biz Bash
Halloween pumpkin gallery | eBaum’s World
A Quick Craft for Halloween Spookiness | Tameri Etherton
Famous Works of Art Halloween Costumes | Flavorwire
Spooky Spines | What I Saw
Poetry Friday: A Monster in My Room | Iza Trapani

Horror & Fear
Sympathy for the Monster | Candy’s Monsters
The Myth of the Lonely Monster | Candy’s Monsters
31 Things That Scare Me | Author Jennifer Chase
The Haunted South | Deep South Magazine
Are You Ready for Fall Chills? | Doing the Write Thing
How to Write the Hairy Scary | Word Whores
The 10 best scary paintings | The Guardian

My Posts
Jack-o’-lantern Jars
Why Horror Should Be Its Own Genre
20 Spooky Poems: Suggested Reading for the Halloween Season
The Skeleton (with a brief explanation)

Miscellaneous
And finally, if you’re on Twitter and you could use more horror tweets in your life, check out my new Twitter list of HWA members. I haven’t even had time to check out everyone individually yet, but no doubt there are some great professional horror writers to follow. And if you’re in the Horror Writers Association and I missed you, let me know.

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That’s it, folks! What’d I miss? Feel free to share your favorite blog posts about tricks and treats below. And have a very safe and happy Halloween!

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The Skeleton

The Skeleton

Jiggly-jaggly bones
shaking as he moves along,
perambulating these halls
as if he could belong…

*click photo to enlarge

poem © Annie Neugebauer
2011. All rights reserved.

art © Andie Wolf
2012. All rights reserved.

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A Quick Intro

This might seem odd, but I’m going to post today’s blog in 2 parts: this one, the explanation, and the next one, the content. If you subscribe to my blog through emails, you’ll get two this morning. My apologies for that, but don’t worry; I don’t foresee this happening again.

Okay, here’s the rundown. I have a poem called “The Skeleton” that was published in the September 2011 issue of Spaceports & Spidersilk, a kids’ horror magazine put out by Sam Dot’s Publishing. For whatever reason (short backlog, glitch, who knows?), it’s no longer accessible in their archives. If I have a poem published, I’ll keep a link to it on my Find & Read My Published Works page. If the link goes dead, I like to repost the poem here on my blog so people can still easily read it, because generally you can’t get anyone to pick up an already published poem.

And this poem is definitely a spooky, Halloween-like poem, so this month seemed the perfect time to post it here. The problem is that it’s very short—four lines—and I felt sort of like a cheapskate putting a poem worth $2 (that’s how much they paid me, haha) as an entire blog post. But I do love the poem, I think there’s a great underrated beauty in simplicity, and I wanted it to have a post. What to do?

I got this crazy idea: I should add more value by pairing it with artwork (an idea I hijacked from my poetry organization’s yearly art and poetry exhibit Merging Visions). I immediately thought of my Twitter friend Andie Wolf, who is always posting pictures of the most stunning dark and lovely creations. Thinking it was way too short notice but why not at least ask, I emailed her and told her the deal. “I can’t pay, but I love your work, and I need it super fast” is basically what it boiled down to.

And being the aweseomesauce that she is, she said yes. And oh my spooks did she deliver!!

It’s perfect. It’s like she crawled into my brain and took a snapshot… but then made it prettier. Everything about the art leaves me in awe. Which is why I wanted the poem with the art to have their own post; I didn’t want them bogged down with this explanation. But I also felt the need for this explanation to introduce you all to Andie and tell you how amazing she is. Definitely visit her website and check out her other incredible art. (My personal fave, besides “Jiggly-Jaggly”, of course, is “Dripping Horn”.)

So now I’d like to send you over to that post to see and read the yumminess. (And I’m closing comments here so everyone will comment on that post instead, all in one place.) I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. And be sure to click on Andie’s picture to see all the details up close!

Much love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mistress of the Macabre ♥

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20 Spooky Poems: Suggested Reading for the Halloween Season

Click here to skip to the list of poems.

I would say that most people probably don’t regularly read poetry, which is a shame. I certainly understand, though, that it just isn’t a priority for many people. For one thing, it seems romantic—and if you’re cynical, maybe even frivolous. Not to mention that it’s hard to know where to start. I do believe, though, that it has massive inherent value.

For the record, I always have at least one book of poems going. I usually carry a pocket-sized one in my purse. You know what’s more fun that playing the how-high-can-I-get-my-blood-pressure-in-the-checkout-line game? Discovering a fantastic new poem in the checkout line.

Recently I was at our local used bookstore with Hub-a-dub because he wanted to sell some of the DVDs we never watch. I tagged along because, as most of you know, I’m obsessed with physical books and just can’t pass up a trip to my motherland. Our bookstore has a single shelf by the counter when you first walk in where they display seasonal or recently popular titles. Immediately, a little orange-and-black beauty caught my eye.

It turns out that the book is called Poems Bewitched and Haunted (isn’t that just the best title?) and it’s a title in the Everyman’s Library Pocket Poets line, of which I have the Robert Frost edition. Wait… a Halloween-decorated horror-themed anthology of poetry in a cover that matches my existing books? Could it possibly be any more predestined? Well, yes. It turns out it cost exactly the amount the bookstore gave my husband for his DVDs. And because Hub-a-dub is ever so sweet and dreamy, of course he bought it for me.

Not to over-romanticize the issue, but I have been enjoying the hell out of it.

All this to say… I love poetry. I wish more people read it, because I truly believe it enriches our lives. Poetry is great year round, but when autumn rolls around and the air hangs chilly and lovers head indoors while children head outside… there’s something magical that invokes poetry. It might help that I have a soft spot for both horror and poetry in general, but there is nothing better than cozying up next to a fire on a cold October night and reading aloud poems that give you chills.

Seriously: poetry is meant to be read out loud. And I, being the generous lady that I am, have compiled a list of 20 of my favorite spooky poems for you to try it on. Some of them are horrifying. Some are atmospheric. Some are a little melancholy. I’ve mixed free verse and rhyme, short and long, serious and playful. (I have, by the way, only included those poems I could find online to link to, as I know asking people to go buy books in search of poems is a bit unrealistic.) My hope is that among these varied beauties you’ll find at least one or two that delight you in some special way, whatever your poetic preferences.

So grab a loved one, bundle up, turn down the overheads, light a few candles, and allow yourself to experience the power of verse in all of its Halloween glory.
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Where to start? With the classics, of course.

The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe
Lamia (Left to herself)” by John Keats
Macbeth, Act IV, Scene I by William Shakespeare
Two Ghosts Converse” by Emily Dickinson
The Haunted Chamber” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Loving it? Try these lesser-known works.

The Sleeper” by Edgar Allan Poe
The Snow-Fiend” by Ann Radcliffe
Will-O’-the-wisp” by Madison Cawein
The Hexli (Little Witch)” by Johann Peter Hebel, translated by James Gates Percival
Sonnet 100” by Lord Brooke Fulke Greville
The Listeners” by Walter De La Mare

If you’ll forgive a little bit of self-promotion…

Scarcely Caged
To Walk Again
The Centipede,” Underneath the Juniper Tree, September 2011 Issue (page 74)
Dragging the Waters,” Phantom Kangaroo, Issue no. 7
Shades of Blue,” Hello Horror, Issue 3
Still, It Pulls me,” New Myths, Issue 27

Need something playful to brighten the corners before you head to bed?

Theme in Yellow” by Carl Sandburg
Little Orphant Annie” by James Whitcomb Riley
Batty” by Shel Silverstein

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Can’t get enough? Find even more Halloween poems in this list suggested by The Academy of American Poets. Or get your hands on a copy of Poems Bewitched and Haunted.

Still not sure where to start? Comment below with your poetic preferences and I’ll try to cherry-pick one just for you.

Do you have a favorite Halloween poem? A spooky go-to that I didn’t list? Share below!

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