Death’s Favorite Pet

Hi guys!

Just a quick note to let you know that I have new work published today at DarkFuse’s “bite-sized fiction” series Horror D’oeuvres. My micro/flash fiction piece is called “Deaths’ Favorite Pet.”

You can subscribe through Kindle or on their website to read the whole thing (plus tons of other great shorts). Many thanks to DarkFuse for having me!

I hope you’ll read my piece if you can. It’s dark. It’s funny. It’s sad. It started as a prose poem. I kind of love it. I hope you will too.

Have a great weekend!

Annie

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Thoughts on M.R. James

Note: At this point, you might be wondering if I’ve changed my book review policy, but the answer is no. I still don’t accept requests for book reviews, but I am an avid reader and I like to talk shop. The difference is that I’m not reviewing books for author promotion (in fact, many of the authors I talk about are dead). I choose books I’m reading anyway and think might interest my blog readers. I’m also not concerned with “rating” books, etc. I’m just giving impressions, raising points, and opening discussion.

If you’re into these types of posts, I’ve gone back and added a tag. You can click on “Not Quite Book Reviews” to see the other authors and books I’ve discussed in this way.

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I recently read the Penguin Classics edition of M.R. James’s short stories, Count Magnus and Other Ghost Stories. James was the last author I hadn’t read from my list of The Founding Fathers (and Mothers) of Horror Literature. Indeed, he does belong there.

Who is M.R. James? I now think of him as “the most famous horror author you’ve never heard of.” He’s known for a single type of short story that he did very well: the antiquarian ghost story. What’s that mean? He told supernatural tales of fright set back in time a little ways for his readers and ‘a lot aways’ for us. His stories are subtle, original, quality stuff, but they don’t have the boundary-pushing concepts of Matheson or Bradbury, nor did they ever really develop the cult followings of Lovecraft or Poe. And although technically solid, James is rarely given any critical or scholarly acclaim, in spite of his being a well-respected scholar himself. Yet somehow, his story niche and his unabashed embrace of said niche has given him an enduring and quiet spot in the literary canon for over a century now. Like I said: the most famous horror author you’ve never heard of.

It’s been about a month since I finished this book, so I’m writing this not-quite-review with a bit of distance. This is nice because it gives me a good idea of what stuck and what faded. For instance, out of the fifteen stories I read, I remember about seven of them relatively distinctly. Three of those I remember vividly and loved. That’s a pretty decent ratio, but it doesn’t quite make me an avid fan. I’m very glad I read James, because he’s part of my literary heritage and I care about the classics. But, much like Lovecraft, James didn’t quite succeed in burrowing down to live in my dark little heart forever (unlike Poe and Bradbury, who have put out roots there).

Unlike Lovecraft, James is quite well written. His prose is, of course, of the long-winded old-timey sort, because he was writing in the early twentieth century, but it’s of a fairly high quality. His stories also seem well structured and well edited. Sometimes they drag a bit, but in general I felt he had a plan and followed through with it, leaving me satisfied if not thrilled. He does have a tendency to keep talking beyond the ending, but again I think that’s a symptom of his times. Modern short story authors – especially horror authors – tend to end as soon after the climax or ‘big reveal’ as possible, letting the reader finish on a high note. James tends to wind his reader down after revealing the horror, which for me personally melted away that delicious spooky chill, when achieved.

Speaking of which, how often did he achieve it? For me personally: once, maybe twice I felt a nice trill of fear. I felt uneasy or slightly tense several times, and I got a nice creepy vibe a good portion of the time. In other words, I wouldn’t really describe his stories as “scary” to horror fans, but perhaps less-experienced horror readers will get more chills than I did. And if you’ve been looking to find some “classic ghost stories,” James is absolutely the single best place to start.

To give you an overview of his story style, here are some generally-true basics. His narrators seem to be stand-ins for the author, meaning that they’re all white, male, scholarly types interested in antiquary, religious relics, curiosa, etc. His stories tend to be set in cathedrals, old schools, and large manors in small European villages. His protagonists often discover some strange and interesting object from the near-past (a manuscript, a whistle, a statuette) and delve into studying it out of curiosity. The knowledge found brings about some sort of supernatural terror, like ghosts or similarly malicious demons.

One of the things that bothers me is the absence of women in almost all of his stories. I can think of only one female character, and she was unabashedly a detestable shrew. But I talked about this issue with Lovecraft and racism, so you might not be surprised to learn that misogyny and sexism in century-old books isn’t reason enough for a full denouncement for me. It’s probably also worth noting that James seems fond of poking fun of the poor common country folk, though that seems further removed to me since today’s classism takes a different face.

Now let’s get to the good stuff. If you only have time to read one of James’s stories, I’d go with “A School Story.” At only seven pages long, it’s not much of a time investment, yet I thought it had a lovely creepy payoff. It wasn’t stunningly original now – though it might have been back then, I don’t know – but it stuck with me. Another one of my favorites is “Oh, Whistle and I’ll Come for You, My Lad.” Though the title is a mouthful, this story was a blast. In it you can see James’s rather delightful sense of humor bubbling to the surface, and it actually did scare me once I got full enveloped in the atmosphere. I don’t want to spoil anything for those who do want to read it, so I’ll only say that I found it to be a refreshing twist on a ghost story trope that had become familiar to the point of meaninglessness to me. Worth a read!

Other highlights that earned a shout-out include the cool concept behind “The Mezzotint,” the satisfying ending of “Casting the Runes,” and the heebie-jeebies from “The Ash-Tree.” I also enjoyed seeing the impact of Poe’s cryptography tales in “The Treasure of Abbot Thomas.” It’s also interesting to note that M. R. James was one of Lovecraft’s favorite authors, and at times I felt I could almost see roots of inspiration there that would later become Lovecraftian tales.

As an end note… would I recommend these stories? Probably not as a blanket rec, no. But I do think they’re worth it for avid horror readers tracing the roots of the genre, fans of the classics, lovers of ghost stories, and people who enjoy twentieth-century literature.

Have you ever read M. R. James? What did you think?

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A Spooky Sort of Christmas

Photo by yours truly.

Photo by yours truly.

Did you know that one of the longest-standing Christmas traditions (dating back to at least the Victorians) is the reading and telling of ghost stories on Christmas Eve?

It might seem odd at first, but there are two very mainstream instances of this that might better bring it to your awareness. The first is Charles Dickens’s famous novella A Christmas Carol, published in 1843 but still much read today. (And watched, since numerous movies have been made of it as well.) In fact, this story is so popular that many people think it to be the origin of Christmasy ghosts, when in fact Dickens was simply cashing in on an old tradition – though his story’s success greatly revived both the tradition and the holiday itself.

You might also recognize Christmas ghosties making an appearance in the lyrics of the ever-popular holiday song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.” If you listen closely, you’ll pick up:

“There’ll be parties for hosting,
marshmallows for toasting,
and caroling out in the snow.
There’ll be scary ghost stories
and tales of the glories
of Christmases long, long ago.”

Surprised? I was too, at first. I learned about this tradition in the book I’m currently reading, a collection of ghost stories by M.R. James. James apparently wrote these spooky stories to read to his friends on Christmas Eve.

Naturally, being the avid little goblin that I am, this sounds like a wonderful tradition. I would love to start it in my own house, but I don’t think you need to be the aficionado I am to get in on this. Not convinced that Christmas and ghost stories go together? Here are some thoughts I have as to why it actually fits beautifully.

Christmas (or the holidays in general, as this particular tradition is not religiously tied as far as I can tell) is about family, love, and togetherness. In today’s world, we’re oversaturated with media and entertainment. How many nights do we spend sitting on the sofa staring at screens? That’s usually not being together; that’s just being alone in the same room. Turn off the screens, though, and people start interacting again. They make eye contact, brush hands, laugh with each other instead of just at the same time.

In my mind, the tradition goes like this: Everyone in the house gathers around the fire after dinner, once the night has gotten cold and dark and the coziness of flames and company is appreciated once again. The listeners all snuggle up with blankets and eggnog or hot mulled cider, and the teller weaves (or reads, if not creatively inclined) tales of suspense and supernatural hauntings. The brave and foolhardy will laugh and poke fun and pretend not to be scared – which is always great fun – while the timid giggle nervously and scoot closer together – even more fun.

Before you know it, the evening is spent with words and laughter, everyone is sprawled across the floor with droopy eyes, and all are sent to their beds happy and content – if a little tightly wired. Isn’t that what the holidays are all about?

Also, Christmas is always right around the winter solstice, which is the longest night of the year. What night could possibly be more filled with ghosts? The night of the solstice could give Halloween a run for its money, as far as I’m concerned. For those who believe in the creatures of the night – or life beyond the grave – when else would the veil between worlds possibly be so thin?

Which brings me to the final reason ghost stories on Christmas Eve make perfect sense. Christmas, being a time for family and love, automatically becomes a time of mourning and remembrance for those of us who’ve lost someone important to us – which is most people. Who hasn’t felt the tug of loss or melancholy on the days leading up to Christmas? Who hasn’t cried during the holidays, missing someone whose spirit still seems to linger in our hearts? And what are ghosts if not the memories of those who’ve passed before us?

Whether we welcome them or not, spirits are present around the holidays because we’re human, and humans remember. Not being one to run from my emotions, I say: let’s embrace them. Let’s open our arms, not just to welcome in the thoughts of those we miss, but to gather closer those who are still present in our lives. And if we can revel in a little fun, togetherness, and mischief while we’re at it, all the better.

Wishing you a Merry Christmas, happy holidays, a cozy solstice, or whatever else you’re celebrating this year. May your season be filled with love, cheer, and maybe a ghost or two, too.

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The Road from Denton to Henrietta

Hi guys! I thought I’d share one of my poems with you today. This fun little free verse piece has been on my mind lately thanks to the crazy winter storms we’ve had here in North Texas. We were iced in for a solid 4-5 days – highways closed and everything! For those of you who aren’t from ‘round these parts, Denton, Henrietta, and Bowie are all cities/towns in Texas. 😉

Back in 2010 this poem received an honorable mention in the National Federation of State Poetry Societies annual awards, and then in 2012 it won first place in the Poetry Society of Texas annual awards. It was first published in PST’s 2013 prize anthology A Book of the Year, and I’m reprinting it here now. Enjoy!

The road from Denton to Henrietta

is barren and pristine;
the yellow grass
is close-cropped and
graying around the temples.
For miles on end
it’s a consistently monotonous
picture.
Suddenly – around Bowie –
snow everywhere,
like the time in fourth grade
I colored an immaculate
picture,
detailed with hours of patience,
and then decided to make it
“look cold.” With unexpected
relish, I grabbed for the
untouched white crayon (still sharp)
and colored over my page
from corner to corner,
only to find
that I liked it better
hot.

© Annie Neugebauer
All rights reserved.

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The Organized Writer Updates

An organized writer is a happy writer. Case in point? My WIP bookshelf. Look how happy!

An organized writer is a happy writer. Case in point? My WIP bookshelf. Look how happy!

Hi guys!

I hope that most of my fellow writer followers are familiar by now with the section of my website called The Organized Writer, where I exploit my neuroses in order to offer free documents to help writers– you guessed it – get organized. If not, now’s a great time to check it out. If so, I have a few updates to fill you in on.

I’ve added a brand new document: the Short Story Submissions Chart. If you write short fiction and send it out to be considered for publication, you absolutely need a way to keep track of it. If you don’t already have one, right this moment is the best time to start.

On that note, I’ve just updated the Poetry Submissions Chart, so if you submit poems and don’t have this yet, here’s your chance.

What’s more, I’ve also updated the Character Chart. I’m doing some revisions on an old novel right now and in rebuilding my characters, I found that the old chart was lacking some important fields. So feel free to download this one any time you’re creating new people out of thin air.

The good thing about all of these documents is that they’re simply charts in Word files, so you can always make them your own. Want to add a field? No problem. Don’t use one? Cut it out. Hate my font choice? Switch it. Once you download these, they’re yours to do with what you see fit (for personal use). Change them, love them, use them. It’s your boat; float it however you want.

And on a final note, you might notice that my Organized Writer pages now have PayPal donate buttons so you can tip the author (yours truly). Installing this feature wasn’t the easiest decision for me to make, but over the years there have been over 15,000 downloads of these documents, so people must like them, huh? And although I always have and always hope to keep my website ad-free, a girl’s gotta eat.

That being said, I made this a “tip” feature specifically because I want my documents to remain free. Please, please, please don’t feel obligated to tip. I mean this from the depths of my heart: if you get good use out of these documents, I’m very happy. And if you share the links with your writing buddies, all the better. That’s payment enough for me. A tip is just gravy. (Actually I don’t like gravy, so I guess a tip is more like… cheese. Mmm. Cheese.)

So go forth and download! It’s time to get organized.

To view a full list of all available documents, visit this page or mouse over the drop-down menu in my website header.

As always, I’m open to requests for new documents. Comments here will be closed, but feel free to email me your ideas at annie_07@alumni.utexas.net.

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