Introducing Ask Annie

Hey guys! Just a quick announcement. On Saturday, at the end of my latest Twitter post for Writer Unboxed, I introduced a new feature we’ll be trying out: Ask Annie. (That’s me!)

My column will still be every other month, it will still be on Writer Unboxed, and it will still be about Twitter for writers. The difference is that instead of having one topic of my choosing that I discuss in depth, I’ll be fielding a few questions from interested parties each time. So — you guessed it — I’m looking for questions!

To make submitting to Ask Annie easier, I’ve created this form. The only required fields are the question itself and a statement as to whether or not you want it to be attributed to you. In other words, there’s a completely anonymous option in this form; I won’t even see who it’s from unless you want me to. But if you would like your question attributed to you, there are optional fields for your name, Twitter handle, and website. In that case, if I choose your question to answer in the column, everyone will see that it was your question (which is nice exposure).

I’m really excited about this new feature, and I’m so grateful to Therese Walsh for being flexible and continuing to include me in the amazing Writer Unboxed team. Not to mention the logo her super-talented kiddo whipped up for us! Seriously, I’m a smitten kitten; check out the graphic at the top of the Ask Annie page.

I have a feeling this will be a great new direction for the column. If you’re a writer on Twitter (or considering joining), I encourage you to check out all of my past posts for etiquette tips, best practices, how-tos, and more. And if you’re already a reader, be sure to stop by my latest post: “The 10 Most Generic Tweets of All Time.” It’s great fun, and as always at Writer Unboxed, there’s pure gold in the comments. 🙂

And finally, send me your questions!! I can’t wait to read and answer them over at Writer Unboxed. (My first Ask Annie post will be March 14th, but there’s no deadline for these since it’ll be an ongoing feature.) I hope you all have a great week,

Annie

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A Dozen Short Stories Worth Your Time

Where I live it’s been overcast and dreary for weeks. And cold. Let’s not forget cold. (Who invented this winter thing, anyway? I demand a refund.) Luckily, there are perks to cold, gloomy days. You get to wear cute boots and scarves when you venture out. Soup tastes better. And kitties become twice as cuddly. But the main one? There are few things in this life better than thwarting the weather by snuggling up with a good book. Bonus points for thunderstorms and a roaring fire (assuming you have a fireplace – let’s not get crazy).

So I thought this week I’d try to help you beat back impending winter blues by sharing some of my very favorite reads. I’ve chosen a dozen stories that I not only liked when I read them, but that stuck with me long after I finished. Specifically, I’ve tried to choose things that many people might not have read already. I have some very famous authors in here, yes, but I avoided choosing their most famous works – so you won’t see “The Lottery” on here even though I love it. Instead, I’m hoping you might try out these hidden gems and love them as much as I do.

My tastes do veer toward the scary and dark, but there are many types of beauties in here! With each story, I’ve included a brief description of why it stuck with me. Of the 12 stories I chose, 7 are available to read online for free, another is only 99 cents, and 2 others appear in the same anthology. I’ve listed them from cheapest to most expensive. You could read everything on this list – plus dozens more stories that come with them – for under $40, less if you buy used. If you ask me, that’s a pretty glorious way to spend 40 bucks. 🙂

  1. A Hunger Artist” by Franz Kafka (Also check out my blog post “Thoughts on Franz Kafka.”)

My favorite Kafka! I think this story is far superior to his more well-known “Metamorphosis.” This piece is a beautiful, thought-provoking commentary on what it means to be an artist and a consumer of art.

  1. A Voice in the Night” by Steven Millhauser

I found this treasure in a collection of literary fiction, and this one stuck with me the longest. It’s executed in a unique, effective way that works for readers (and that writers can learn from).

  1. The Colour Out of Space” by H.P. Lovecraft (Also check out my blog post “Thoughts on Lovecraft.”)

Again, my favorite of a classic author isn’t the popular favorite. “The Call of Cthulhu” didn’t do much for me, but the subtle, utterly fresh concept in this story struck me as genius. This is science fiction horror for the reader who likes neither.

  1. Jackalope Wives by Ursula Vernon 

I didn’t even mean to read this one. I was skimming it to get an idea of the taste of the Apex magazine editors, and this unusual story just sucked me right in. I couldn’t have stopped and gotten back to work if I’d wanted to – but I didn’t want to. This tale is part fantasy, part myth, and all gorgeous.

  1. The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” by Ursula Le Guin

I finally tracked this story down after the fourth or fifth friend recommended it to me. What can I say? They were right. This is a story you never forget. Everyone should read it.

  1. Oh, Whistle and I’ll Come for You, My Lad” by M.R. James (Also check out my blog post “Thoughts on M.R. James.”)

Sometimes you just want a good old fashioned ghost story, you know? Especially on Christmas Eve. For me, this one did the trick. It was traditional enough to get me into that mood, but not so old as to be difficult to get through. It delivered several chills, and was just a fun read.

  1. “By the Silver Water of Lake Champlain” by Joe Hill (Buy it for $0.99 as an ebook single)

This was my first taste of Joe Hill’s work, but not my last. The man oozes talent. Beautiful prose, interesting techniques, one part melancholy and one part charming: reading this story is like taking a master class in fiction, but way more fun.

  1. “Jack-in-the-Box” by Ray Bradbury (Order The October Country paperback for $7.35. This one is chockfull of fantastic stories; the price is well worth it. Also check out my blog post “What Ray Bradbury Meant to Me.”)

I think this might be my favorite Bradbury. I’m not sure. (Don’t make me choose!) It’s definitely in my top five. Immediately after reading this strange and compelling tale, my mind was on fire with ideas of my own. I can’t recommend it enough.

  1. “Philanthropist” by Suzanne Rivecca (Subscribe to Granta’s archives for $12.99 or buy The Best American Short Stories 2013 as an ebook for $8.52 – free if you have Kindle Unlimited)

This is one of those stories that caught me off guard. It seems like a simple, quiet, literary tale, but the impact is astounding. The end of it actually caused me to make a noise out loud, a sort of surprised “oof” of emotion, even though I was home by myself.

  1. “The Tooth” by Shirley Jackson (Find it in The Lottery and Other Stories as an ebook for $8.89. Again, more than worth that price for all the quality stories included. Also check out my blog post “Thoughts on Shirley Jackson.”)

“The Tooth” is one of the best tales of psychological horror I’ve ever read. It’s literary, too, and it will absolutely crawl under your skin and stay there. Note: I highly recommend you don’t read this story when you have a tooth ache.

  1. “The Callers” by Ramsey Campbell (Find it in The Best Horror of the Year Volume 5 in ebook form for $11.19. If you’re a horror fan, this is a must-buy anthology.)

This is a weird story. I suspect it’s not for everyone. For me, it was unsettling to the point of being uncomfortable, which is pretty difficult to do. It put Ramsey Campbell on my list of authors to read more of.

  1. “Some Pictures in an Album” by Gary McMahon (Also available in The Best Horror of the Year Volume 5.)

This is one of the most disturbing horror stories I’ve ever read, and there’s not a speck of gore. If you like your scares on the creepy, chilling, psychological side, this one’s for you. It’s the opposite of light-hearted, but man did it stay with me.

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There you go! Twelve wonderful stories that are well worth your time. These should keep you happily, cozily reading for a good chunk of your gloomy winter days. (Hey, being scared makes for even cozier reading because you’re afraid to get out of the covers!) And if you’re looking for something specific, I’m happy to give you my recommendations. I hope you all read a lot, enjoy, and stay warm. Happy holidays!

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Thanks Giving

This poem of mine seems too fitting not to share this week. Enjoy!

Thanks Giving

I am thankful for
heavy rains
that have made us look like gardeners.
For make-a-wish flowers
that have sprung up
as fast as my wishes;
I have never thought them weeds.
For two naughty cats
who get underfoot
as often as they keep me on my toes.
For friends as dependable
as the day’s end.
For family tumultuous,
scattered like stray acorns,
gathered yearly.
For this house,
more than material,
more than design.
And for you, my love,
always for you.

© Annie Neugebauer, 2011

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The Good Stuff

Hello everyone. I’m happy to share some good stuff with you today.

Out Now

My flash story “Hide” is out now in Issue #43 of Black Static magazine! You can view a teaser of my story’s spread as well as read the opening lines right here.

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If you’d like to read my story (plus work by other great writers!), you can subscribe to Black Static or order individual copies direct from TTA Press. The print copies haven’t shipped yet, so if you subscribe now you’ll get them soon! Or if you just can’t wait, you can also find the Kindle edition of issue #43 on Amazon. (You don’t actually need to have a Kindle; anyone with a computer or e-reader of any kind can get the free app.)

Coming Soon

I’m thrilled to announce that my creepy short story “The Cottage of Curiosities” will be in the anthology Strange Little Girls by Belladonna Publishing, out in 2015!

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I once was a strange little girl. Now I just write about them. Strangely.

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And finally, just in case you missed it, I have a new post up in my Twitter column series at Writer Unboxed. I’m stirring the pot with “The Great Twitter Debate: Should You Follow Back?” I’d love to see all you Twitter users there!

Happy November. <3

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We Have Winners

Photo by Stephanie Massaro

Happy Halloween!!

We have winners for the All Hallows Read giveaway. Drawn at random, the three winners are:

Cynthia Robertson
Ian McMillan
Nina Badzin

Congratulations! I’ll be emailing you three shortly to find out which book you’d like. You can choose between The Shining, the collected works of Poe, or House of Leaves. (Or a different recommendation as needed.)

Thanks so much to all who read, commented, shared, and entered. I’ve had a blast sharing October with you. Have a fantastically spooky Halloween,

Annie

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