Author Archives: Annie Neugebauer

Sober Vampire Spousal Support Group

Originally posted on August 2, 2010 at 2:11 PM Sober Vampire Spousal Support Group He came here every Friday night, because it was easy pickings. He could tell the woman was nervous as she twisted the front of her shirt … Continue reading

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3 Limericks

Originally posted on July 23, 2009 at 2:40 AM Buttons the Beast There once was a kitten named Buttons who ate everything like a glutton, at first like a mouse, she grew large as a house, and now she eats … Continue reading

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on I am Legend

Originally posted on May 19, 2009 at 1:41 AM I had the lovely new task today of going to the Denton CAD to contest my property tax increase. They’d raised the appraisal value of our house at above what we … Continue reading

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Beating around the Bush

Originally posted on May 6, 2009 at 1:48 PM I remember in my human sexuality class at UT a study that showed that solo masturbation increases sexual desire for a partner, rather than diminishing it. There was one woman’s personal … Continue reading

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My Diversion

My Diversion There’s a corner in my mind where I like to go sometimes. It’s got a rose up on a shelf and a tiny purple elf. He whispers things into my ear, a bit too soft for me to … Continue reading

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