Monthly Archives: September 2011
Family Portrait
Originally posted on August 2, 2010 at 2:11 PM Family Portrait Five little smurpletons stood in a row, each with his or her own wacky hat in a different color. The littlest one looked off over her pink-clad shoulder, digging … Continue reading
Sober Vampire Spousal Support Group
Originally posted on August 2, 2010 at 2:11 PM Sober Vampire Spousal Support Group He came here every Friday night, because it was easy pickings. He could tell the woman was nervous as she twisted the front of her shirt … Continue reading
3 Limericks
Originally posted on July 23, 2009 at 2:40 AM Buttons the Beast There once was a kitten named Buttons who ate everything like a glutton, at first like a mouse, she grew large as a house, and now she eats … Continue reading
on I am Legend
Originally posted on May 19, 2009 at 1:41 AM I had the lovely new task today of going to the Denton CAD to contest my property tax increase. They’d raised the appraisal value of our house at above what we … Continue reading
Beating around the Bush
Originally posted on May 6, 2009 at 1:48 PM I remember in my human sexuality class at UT a study that showed that solo masturbation increases sexual desire for a partner, rather than diminishing it. There was one woman’s personal … Continue reading




