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20 Advantages to Having a Big Nose

Originally posted on Monday, ‎June ‎06, ‎2011, ‏‎3:30:00 PM 20. More satisfying nose-blows. 19. It’s much harder to block my airways. 18. With such a pointed focus, I can cross my eyes better than anyone I know. 17. I can … Continue reading

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How to Put a Positive Spin on Your Worst Qualities (i.e.: How to Write a Eulogy for a Horrible Person) (i.e.: How to Beef up Your Resume)

Originally posted on January 31, 2011 at 7:20 PM So maybe your mean old great aunt Georgia died, and you somehow got stuck with giving the ten-minute eulogy in the form of a poem. Or say you’re creating an online … Continue reading

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The 3 Best Naps of All (my) Time (so far)

Originally posted on February 11, 2011 at 3:55 PM If you asked me what one thing in the world was my favorite, I would probably tell you a lie. Like maybe my husband or my cat or my friends or … Continue reading

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Christmas Mice

Originally posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:45 PM When it comes to Christmas animals, there’s one clear-cut winner in my book: Christmas mice. The deciding factors of what makes an animal “Christmasy” could be up for grabs, so I’ll … Continue reading

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Dear Home Depot,

Originally posted on September 7, 2010 at 4:00 PM I love your store. I have a nickname for your store. (The Home Pot—inspired by a sign with burned-out letters.) With the vast quantity of home improvement and craft projects I … Continue reading

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