Originally posted on July 23, 2009 at 2:40 AM
Buttons the Beast
There once was a kitten named Buttons
who ate everything like a glutton,
at first like a mouse,
she grew large as a house,
and now she eats beef, pork, and mutton.
There once was a very brave squirrel
who walked up to a very mean girl
who had a big knife,
so he ran for his life,
but now his short tail has no curl.
There once was a new college graduate
who couldn’t get her black cap to fit,
so she shaved all her hair,
and all the boys stared…
yes, they went totally mad for it!
© Annie Neugebauer TiltonShare this: